diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 53781c27..4f5f7903 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -369,8 +369,8 @@ alias neofetch2="neofetch \
     --cpu_shorthand type        Shorten the output of CPU
                                 Possible values: name, speed, tiny, on, off
     --cpu_cores on/off          Whether or not to display the number of CPU cores
-    --distro_shorthand on/off   Shorten the output of distro
-                                NOTE: This is only possible on Linux with lsb_release
+    --distro_shorthand on/off   Shorten the output of distro (tiny, on, off)
+                                NOTE: This is only possible on Linux
     --kernel_shorthand on/off   Shorten the output of kernel
     --uptime_shorthand on/off   Shorten the output of uptime (tiny, on, off)
     --refresh_rate on/off       Whether to display the refresh rate of each monitor
diff --git a/config/config b/config/config
index 0dd408fb..26a4e0a3 100644
--- a/config/config
+++ b/config/config
@@ -61,8 +61,8 @@ kernel_shorthand="on"
 
 # Distro
 
-# Shorten the output of distro
-# NOTE: This is only possible on Linux with lsb_release
+# Shorten the output of distro (tiny, on, off)
+# NOTE: This is only possible on Linux
 distro_shorthand="off"
 
 # Mac OS X hide/show build version
diff --git a/neofetch b/neofetch
index 76e2f1cf..08fb6ac7 100755
--- a/neofetch
+++ b/neofetch
@@ -120,9 +120,9 @@ getdistro() {
         "Linux" )
             if type -p lsb_release >/dev/null 2>&1; then
                 case "$distro_shorthand" in
-                    "on")  distro="$(lsb_release -sir 2>/dev/null)" ;;
-                    "off") distro="$(lsb_release -sd 2>/dev/null)"
-                           distro="${distro//\"}" ;;
+                    "on")   distro="$(lsb_release -sir 2>/dev/null)" ;;
+                    "tiny") distro="$(lsb_release -si 2>/dev/null)" ;;
+                    *)      distro="$(lsb_release -sd 2>/dev/null)" ;;
                 esac
 
             elif type -p guix >/dev/null 2>&1; then
@@ -130,16 +130,35 @@ getdistro() {
 
             elif type -p crux >/dev/null 2>&1; then
                 distro="$(crux)"
+                case "$distro_shorthand" in
+                    "on")   distro="${distro//version}" ;;
+                    "tiny") distro="${distro//version*}" ;;
+                esac
 
             else
-                distro="$(awk -F 'NAME=' '/^NAME=/ {printf $2}' /etc/*ease)"
-                distro="${distro//\"}"
+                # Workarounds are included in every shorthand option
+                case "$distro_shorthand" in
+                    "on")
+                        distro="$(awk -F'=' '/^NAME|VERSION_ID=/ {print $2}' /etc/*ease)"
+                        [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk -F'=' '/^DISTRIB_ID|DISTRIB_RELEASE=/ {print $2}' /etc/openwrt_release)"
+                        ;;
 
-                # Workaround for distros that store the value differently.
-                [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk -F 'TAILS_PRODUCT_NAME="|"' '/^TAILS_PRODUCT_NAME=/ {printf $2}' /etc/*ease)"
-                [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk '/BLAG/ {print $1; exit}' /etc/*ease)"
-                [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk -F "'" '/^DISTRIB_DESCRIPTION/ {print $2}' /etc/openwrt_release)"
+                    "tiny")
+                        distro="$(awk -F'=' '/^NAME=/ {print $2}' /etc/*ease)"
+                        [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk -F'=' '/^TAILS_PRODUCT_NAME=/ {print $2}' /etc/*ease)"
+                        [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk -F'=' '/^DISTRIB_ID=/ {print $2}' /etc/openwrt_release)"
+                        ;;
+
+                     *)
+                        distro="$(awk -F'=' '/^PRETTY_NAME=/ {print $2}' /etc/*ease)"
+                        [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk -F'=' '{print $2}' /etc/*ease)"
+                        [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk '/BLAG/ {print $1; exit}' /etc/*ease)"
+                        [ -z "$distro" ] && distro="$(awk -F'=' '/^DISTRIB_DESCRIPTION=/ {print $2}' /etc/openwrt_release)"
+                        ;;
+                esac
             fi
+            distro="${distro//\"}"
+            distro="${distro//\'}"
         ;;
 
         "Mac OS X")
@@ -2771,8 +2790,8 @@ usage() { cat << EOF
     --cpu_shorthand type        Shorten the output of CPU
                                 Possible values: name, speed, tiny, on, off
     --cpu_cores on/off          Whether or not to display the number of CPU cores
-    --distro_shorthand on/off   Shorten the output of distro
-                                NOTE: This is only possible on Linux with lsb_release
+    --distro_shorthand on/off   Shorten the output of distro (tiny, on, off)
+                                NOTE: This is only possible on Linux
     --kernel_shorthand on/off   Shorten the output of kernel
     --uptime_shorthand on/off   Shorten the output of uptime (tiny, on, off)
     --refresh_rate on/off       Whether to display the refresh rate of each monitor
diff --git a/neofetch.1 b/neofetch.1
index f9187e84..6a1febf6 100644
--- a/neofetch.1
+++ b/neofetch.1
@@ -45,9 +45,9 @@ Possible values: name, speed, tiny, on, off
 Whether or not to display the number of CPU cores
 .TP
 .B \--distro_shorthand 'on/off'
-Shorten the output of distro
+Shorten the output of distro (tiny, on, off)
 .br
-NOTE: This is only possible on Linux with lsb_release
+NOTE: This is only possible on Linux
 .TP
 .B \--kernel_shorthand 'on/off'
 Shorten the output of kernel